Great Quote

"If men were angels, then we would need more air traffic controllers."- Me

Breakfast Sushi

I have finally finalized my recipe for breakfast sushi. A sausage link, cut up into about 2 inch tall circles, will be placed with cut up egg, wrapped in bacon, then wrapped in a thin slice of pancake. Syrup will then go on for the sauce. What do you guys think? I am going to make it in a couple of days to see how it tastes.

Today at Circuit City

Well, I was a Circuit City and I noticed that they had Guitar Hero Two on a giant TV and a guy was playing. I asked if I could join and we played a duet with the song "Sweet Child of Mine" by Guns n Roses. I got so into the song that I got on my knees and was head bobbing to the song. About four minutes into the song, an employee there asked me to leave because I was scarring the customers. It was awesome though.

Something to do before I die.

I decided today that before I die, I would like to kill a different people with different fruits. Think about it. You could kill someone with a pineapple by swinging it like a mace. You could kill someone with an orange of lemon by squeezing it in their eyes and blinding them, they you could maybe finish them off with a watermelon to the head. For coconuts, you could shove their head inside the coconut, then they would drown because of the milk. I will have to think of other inventive ways to kill people with fruit, so check back in other post. Anyway, I am probably going to have others post special articles on here sometimes, so this blog will be more community oriented. Peace Out!

First Blog Post

Hello! This is my first ever blog post so let me get things started. I don't care if no one ever reads this because I intend to write on here kind of like a journal (but far less personal, so don't expect for me to post secret love interests or anything like that. And those people who would like to know that info, you know who you are.) Anyway, I recently had some Russian teenagers stay with me for two weeks for a hockey tournament. They were a lot of fun and I learned alot of things about them and they indulged on good old, greasy American culture for the time they were here. They couldn't speak any english so think about communicating with a Native American ("fire...hot...") and that is basically it. They were pretty much lazy while they were here because they just sat around all day and played videogames. I established that one of the Russians was a serial killer/mass murderer because of the way he smiled when he killed someone in a videogame. It made me scared because I had unintentionally insulted his deceased mother the night before and I knew that he could kill me in my sleep, so I generally stayed out of his way. Anyway, they left and now I'm back to good old regular life. Anyway, I am going to Washington D.C. for a hockey tournament in about two weeks and it's going to suck because my whole family will be watching me. Now, normally this wouldn't be bad but what if I score on my own net? My grandma, who makes the best coffee cake (she sends about two a month all the way from Virginia, so if you want one come by my house...we have about two dozen extras) and if I score on my own net she'll probably send me fruit cake and a copy of "An Idiot's Guide to How not to be an Idiot!" On another note, I will strive to make two posts a week here, so check back often for new pics, vids, and more